So, I've been told I need to write about my beard growing strategy. My strategy is simple really: WHATEVER IT TAKES. I could sit around on the couch and try to better my beard through watching shows like Dirty Jobs. Or I could go stare at forklift operators and construction workers all day (which is a little odd if you ask me). But really, what's the point of that?
Beard growing is about genetics. My opposition is Dutch and Dutch people aren't really that hairy. I think I'll have this thing wrapped up in about a week.
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I suggest conditioner. What's the rules on performance enhancers, i.e. hair growth for men, rogain, miracle grow, straight up steroids? Just thought I'd throw out some tips.
John can put whatever he wants on his face because I'm pretty sure that shit doesn't work. If it did work I would see a lot fewer sad-looking bald dudes walking around this world.
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